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Comment Big Brother poops on you (Score -1) 61

by For a Free Internet on Sunday February 04, 2018 @02:38PM (#56066725) Attached to: Finland Will Introduce a Mobile 'Driver's License' App

Big brother likes string cheeze.

by For a Free Internet on Sunday February 04, 2018 @10:48AM (#56065641) Attached to: What Are Today's Most Difficult IT Hires?

It stanks!

by For a Free Internet on Tuesday January 23, 2018 @04:10PM (#55988289) Attached to: Engineers Design Artificial Synapse For 'Brain-on-a-chip' Hardware

I hits my zelbon with the ahamar.

by For a Free Internet on Monday January 01, 2018 @10:37PM (#55846639) Attached to: Want to Be Happy? Think Like an Old Person

Noodles exist.

by For a Free Internet on Monday December 04, 2017 @10:17PM (#55677149) Attached to: Gamer Streams Pay-Per-View UFC Fight By Pretending To Play It

You have been pooped upon. By the bourgeoisie.

by For a Free Internet on Sunday December 03, 2017 @04:28PM (#55668951) Attached to: R.I.P., Cape Wind

Capitalism will kill us all!

We need COMMUNISM!!!!!!!

by For a Free Internet on Sunday December 03, 2017 @04:18PM (#55668919) Attached to: StartCom Will Stop Issuing Certificates, Revoking Them All in 2020

The Internit needs more poop. I know where we can get more poop. Inquire with Jerry, he lives in the blue house next to the liquor store.

by For a Free Internet on Thursday July 06, 2017 @11:34PM (#54761291) Attached to: Getting Rid of Carpool Lanes Could Double Travel Times

Workers must rule and smash the capitalist system!

by For a Free Internet on Monday July 03, 2017 @08:09PM (#54738925) Attached to: Kanye West Is Leaving Tidal Because the Company Owes Him Money

Capitalism is killing us!

by For a Free Internet on Monday May 29, 2017 @11:02AM (#54505437) Attached to: British Airways CEO Won't Resign, Says Outsourcing Not To Blame For IT Failure

We need communism now!

by For a Free Internet on Saturday May 27, 2017 @05:54PM (#54499131) Attached to: SSD Drives Vulnerable To Rowhammer-Like Attacks That Corrupt User Data

Those little devils are the worst!!!!!!

by For a Free Internet on Thursday May 25, 2017 @09:45PM (#54488539) Attached to: US Senator Introduces the First Bill To Give Gig Workers Benefits

Capitalism = death

by For a Free Internet on Sunday May 14, 2017 @04:45PM (#54415367) Attached to: EFF Warns Most Of Intel's Chipsets Contain 'A Security Hazard'

Oven-fried plantains.

Yum!

by For a Free Internet on Thursday April 27, 2017 @08:47PM (#54316731) Attached to: AT&T To Roll Out 5G Network That's Not Actually 5G

Capitalism = Death, we need communism now!

by For a Free Internet on Saturday April 22, 2017 @11:35AM (#54282691) Attached to: Microsoft Will Support Python In SQL Server 2017

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